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Coach: Hello. So, how you feeling?
Shania: Bit like I’m gonna be arrested for trespassing but I’m alright, thank you. How are you?
Coach: Hmm, you know. Divorced. Stressed. Underpaid. Think I found a lump in the shower this morning. Heh, but this isn’t about me, this is about you. You’re here because you are the third ranked woman in Britain. So how about doubling your chances of a medal?
Shania: What do you mean?
Coach: Relay. I’ve got a space on the team and it’s yours if you want it.
Shania: Yeah... I’ve never really run the relay before.
Coach: Same principle as the solos: run fast, win race (laughs).
Shania: Yeah, I’m just - I’m not very good with teams though.
Coach: Come and meet the girls.
Shania: Alright.
Coach: (To the team) Hey, what you guys doing standing around?
Rachel: Standing and stretching, coach.
Coach: Yeah, stretching, my arse. Limber up, please. Before you do, I want you to meet Shania... Andrews?
Shania: Andrews, yeah.
Coach: Shania Andrews, this is my relay squad. The fastest girls in Britain. (Points to the girls) Rachel, long jump. Belle and Sarah, hurdles. Lisa Temple, you know. And of course the legend that is Trix Warren, hundred metres.
Shania: (to the team) You alright?
Carl: I’m Carl, team physio. Welcome to the team.
Coach: Carl will be yours throughout the season. His brutal touch, your reward for being a part of the relay squad.
Carl: I’ll be gentle.
Trix Warren: So, what? She’s joining us then, Tommy?
Coach: Well... she broke 23 in Surrey last week so I think that’s worth an invite, don’t you?
Lisa Temple: Yeah, we’ll see.
Coach: (Turning back to Shania) Great, well, we work around everyone’s solo events and there’s a relay practice at the end of the week. So... are you up for it?
Shania: Alright.
Coach: Good girl. In the meantime, have fun. Bond. Love it. Medals. Let’s go.
Sarah: Welcome.
Shania: Thanks. (To Belle) Alright?
Belle: Cool, hun.
Shania: (To Lisa Temple) I have dreamed about being here my whole life, man, I can’t actually believe I’m here.
Lisa Temple: (Laughs) Me neither.